“It was really neat, ‘cause in like the background of the little video thingy, they were playing that awesome song by John Mayer! And oh my god it was like, so sad! At the end? You know like the part with the…um …well… yeah and it just oh! My god WOW!” Halperstein enthusiastically and emotionally told us during an interview yesterday afternoon, requested by her mother.
“I’m proud of her. She told me she’s saving somebody with the Internet, which I’ve never heard of somebody doing before…” Mrs. Halperstein commented. “But, you know, she’s an activist now. She’s fighting for what’s right. She’s not going to let it happen, no sir!”
When asked what exactly her daughter would be preventing, Mrs. Halperstein was unclear in her response, but seemed to mumble something about “those people’ and “it’s not right, you know,” followed by “…and it says in the Bible…”
Julia herself has already broken down barriers and is totally on her way to changing the whole world! Simply by showing her friends a video featuring outdated information and a few lies sprinkled in here and there, she’s giving them their own American guilt. The only way to reconcile the qualms one may have about those poor kids somewhere after watching the video is to share it with at least 10 of your friends. Teen activists can also find a way to help by making posters with slogans on them or wearing a T-shirt that supports the non-mean-ness of children somewhere outside of the United States.
“I can feel a change happening already. We’re all gonna make some popcorn and watch the movie again tonight at midnight, and then shoot off fireworks so everybody knows about what we’re preparing to help save the world!” Julia let reporters know. They seemed impressed, at least a little bit.
Oh, and donate some money, if you could. The CEOs of Divisible Children would like to go out to lunch today somewhere other than McAllister’s. They’re tired of McAllister’s.
by L'ill Sebastian
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